homework

homework
1. (homework) (5733↑, 291↓)
You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.

I'm supposed to be doing my homework right now, which is a research paper on a book I didn't have the time to read (assigned by old bitch Goodman) and to study for a math test I'm probably going to bomb anyway (given by fat slut Preston). Except I don't give two shits about it, so I'm writing a definition for Urban Dictionary. What? You think I should be doing my homework instead of writing this wordy definition that probably no one will read? Well fuck you then, you can kiss my ass.

Author: Grand Lizard Theodore http://homework.urbanup.com/1979445
2. (homework) (4623↑, 342↓)
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See [evil], [torture], [wrong], [cruel], [unjust], [satan], [crap])

my satan teacher gave me crap

3. (homework) (2275↑, 237↓)
Homework is a form of suppressing a child's individual interests so that they do not develop any ideas of individual worth and proceed to fill a job that is needed to keep everything functioning properly when he or she is not at school. Like [school], people who challenge the idea of homework are seen as stupid because they are unwilling to memorize things that people before them thought or did in an effort to appear "intelligent." In American society, it is vital that one takes a job working under an employer as someone who helps keep the economy and social order functioning as it should rather than developing his or her own indivdual interests and possibly changing the way we look at life.

Go to school. Do your homework. Get a job. Retire. Die. You won't be remembered. You didn't make an impact. But you did help keep America's economy functioning (yes, I did intend to start a sentence with "but," and despite what some moronic English teacher might have told you, that IS okay). Good job.

Author: Worker Unit \#503,298,545 http://homework.urbanup.com/1242725
4. (homework) (1502↑, 153↓)
buisy work that deprives students of valuable sleep hours.

You look tired, yeah I had a 5 page paper due yesterday.

5. (homework) (1412↑, 410↓)
An excuse to get your girlfriend over for a quicky.

Can you come over and help me do my homework?

6. (homework) (1087↑, 108↓)
Great to procrastinate to. Usually half assed.

"I spent six hours doing my chem homework and didn't finish." "It was that long\!?" "No, I was watching paint dry."

7. (homework) (928↑, 76↓)
an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep

I was up all night doing that homework... UGH\!

8. (homework) (392↑, 28↓)
a dumb way to waste time on a beautiful day.

Fuck your homewotk Miss. K\!\!

9. (homework) (402↑, 42↓)
Anything that consumes your time. Some of it is necessary, other times it is the result of your idiot Geography teacher spending 3/4 of class time explaining things irrelevant to your yearly mark, class work or anything. As for Math, it's just annoying sheets of paper that is made to help you revise what you learnt in class. I reckon the notes in the book are enough.

Homework causes stress, boredom and loss of time to do more important things or fun things. It's just an extension of school.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://homework.urbanup.com/321568
10. (homework) (368↑, 30↓)
That which sucks. Also: That which is used as an excuse to surf the web.

"Mom can I use our computer. I need to play counter...Uh...I mean I need to do homework."

Author: Procrastinator http://homework.urbanup.com/120276
11. (Homework) (396↑, 79↓)
The \#1 fear of a student.

AHH\!\! WE GOT HOMEWORK TONIGHT\!\! We are going to die a horrible death.

12. (homework) (274↑, 20↓)
An obsolete form of punishment enacted by teachers with no lives, homework helps teachers with nothing better to do than math problems impress their hobby onto students who would otherwise partake in a finite quantity of educational participation. Originally instated as a revenue producing mechanism in the middle ages, homework’s humble beginnings stemmed forth from Feudal kings minimizing the intellectual growth of serfs by limiting their educational advancement through repetition of previously developed skills and formerly acquired knowledge. Also, Homework serves as the first word in the acronymic name God gave to the place he would burn sinners for eternity, and is the predominant form of punishment there.

My Rhetoric teacher thinks she's so conscious of modern social conventions, but still assigns homework. How base. Now, watch as I get a C for not doing homework and then monitor me as I use the skills I taught myself in would-be homework time to achieve a status of social prominence and leave a lasting impact on society far superior to that of a 'Rhetoric Teacher'.

13. (homework) (264↑, 19↓)
The shit you must do every school night, after already putting in 6 in a half hours of hard labour for some shit school. It is considered a punishment from teachers. It can range from a couple science questions to finishing a project, a book report, and 6 pages of math. Sometimes, people get so stressed out about homework that they develop social and mental problems, or, are afraid to go to school the next day. Too much homework can lead to incomplete, or meteocre assignments. Also, many people may stay up to as much as five in the morning getting their homework done. This is only in extreme cases, though. I myself get homework, and I absolutely hate it, but fortunately I don't get too much. But of course, if you don't finish your homework, for whatever reason, you get screamed at, punished, and completely and utterly humiliated in front of your classmates. After school is supposed to be the time where you can actually have some free time, and do things such as play video games, hang out with your friends, watch television, etc. But that isn't really possible these days, the amount of homework given to students has increased dramatically over the years. I say: no homework.

Math teacher: Johnny, did you finish the 32 pages of math I assigned to the class yesterday? It was homework, and it's due today. Johnny: No, I couldn't because- Math teacher: SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I'M SICK OF YOU AND YOUR SHIT EXCUSES. YOU WILL STAY IN EVERY RECESS UNTIL YOU HAVE THAT PAPER DONE, FUCKING FOOL. THAT'S 6 DETENTIONS MISTER.

14. (homework) (239↑, 18↓)
Something you should be doing now.

"I'll do my homework in a hour" *one hour later "I'll do my homework in a hour,seriously" *one hour later "I'll do my homework in a hour, I really mean it." *one hour later "I'll do my homework in a hour" *one hour later "FUCK\!"

15. (homework) (230↑, 19↓)
Something you can do for good grades, if they're that important to you. Only reason to do it is because school wants you to suffer in life if you choose to do things differently, by giving you bad grades for people to judge everything about you by. Another way for them to make sure every child who comes out of there shit ass schools is yet another robot, product of the american dream.

The school system needs to be changed, don't ask me how, it does. Mrs. Robert's homework can eat my ass, in fact so can she.

16. (homework) (225↑, 28↓)
(n) something that dogs eat

my dog ate my homework

17. (homework) (210↑, 20↓)
HELL or a better description a tool teachers use to control their students,and to remind them about school 24 seven,it actually adds to your school hours,aproximately 2-5 hours depending on how much you slacked off *me its 5* so,pretty much,schoolwork at home,home-work,school-work and...shit...its hell...blah...O_O
18. (homework) (211↑, 26↓)
a fucked up way to waste your time

math

19. (homework) (177↑, 17↓)
Cruel and unusual punishment created simply to make students unhappy, and to distract them from thinking about the opposite sex, the internet, their friends, the mall, the TV, or any other possible forms of entertainment. It's work, reviewing tedius classes that you sat through or talked through, or slept through in school. Usually homework takes many hours, unless you have "very little homework", which is also related to [heavenly].

"Guh, I have so much damned homework tonight, I don't think that I can go over April's house. Doesn't that suck?"

20. (homework) (168↑, 12↓)
The reason I can't do what I want most of the damn time.

Homework: The reason school sucks, bar none.

21. (homework) (166↑, 16↓)
(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor:(

homework is done at home

Author: grrrrrrrryyfhjlkh http://homework.urbanup.com/1534875
22. (homework) (167↑, 21↓)
the extra-curricular activity done at home, as opposed to school-work.

Homework sucks dick.

23. (homework) (144↑, 12↓)
Work assigned daily from teachers. You work hard all night getting the work from that day done, and get even more the next day. Gets progressivly worse as you get older.

In kindergarten our homework was to jumprope 50 times. We had that assignment twice, and no other homework. Now we have at least two or three essays a week along with a whole crapload of other assignments from the rest of our classes. And most of the teachers suck at teaching.

24. (homework) (141↑, 22↓)
Let me tell you why teachers must give homework. They must give homework because in order survive, they have to know that they are causing someone to suffer at all times. If they lose this reassuring bit of knowledge they become very paranoid and cannot sleep. Thus if they don't give homework they cannot cause more suffering the next day due to lack of sleep, and the meaning in their life is lost. Why must they hurt people all the time you ask? because they realize they are failures as people. They wanted to be movie stars and millionaires but then they became a teacher. Because of this they have to hurt others in order to try and fulfill their shallow meaningless existence. bottom line: they have to hurt others at all times because they are angry so they give homework.

(9:00 pm) Teacher: Oh my God\! I forgot to give homework\! That means that those students might be doing something fun right now (gasp\!) or even worse, THEY COULD BE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE WITH THEIR TIME\!\! NOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: superninjapenguin http://homework.urbanup.com/2286065
25. (homework) (139↑, 32↓)
The ultimate end to "your time". Assigned by your evil teachers who aren't satifised that you put in 7 hours a day mon-fri of work that you would rather take a dump on than do. If somebody was prepared to do that with me I'd be pleased. But no. They decided that you can't get home from schhol, kick your shoes off and do what ever it is you wanna, you gotta start doing your homework. It makes me wanna puke. Some homework might actually be worth your valuble time. Other shit isn't. Pour exemple the subjects which you don't like/couldn't give a shit about/is not anything to do with what you wanna be when your older. My maths teacher is the biggest bitch when it comes to homework. We have maths on mon,tues and weds. she expects our monday homework in on tues, and our weds h/w in on thurs morning. How unfair is that\! see said if it changed, she'd have to see our homework on the tuesday instead of monday, and our class voted against that happening cos some people has stuff to do/more h/w than they have on a monday. I almost stood up and scream "FUCKS SAKE, JUST DIE MRS OWEN" Homework has made me cry/lose sleep/kick things and hurt my own foot/want to top myself. It should be abolished. I must point out however that some teachers are safe and don't set homework ever/very rarely/easy h/w. Those are the teachers I respect

*My class is sitting in Maths with Mrs Ford learning Trigononmetry* Mrs Ford: Right, for homework I want exersise 2.2 questions 1-7 for next lesson please. Me: How will this subject help in later life Mrs Ford: If you wanted to work in construction Me: Well I don't. I could be doing something useful in the time it takes me to do this stuff Mrs Ford:*realises she got nowt to bring to me* Shhhh and get on with your work, you're disrupting everyone else Me: tuts and comtinues playing pac man on my phone

Author: Queen Of Sheeba http://homework.urbanup.com/2018078
26. (homework) (121↑, 17↓)
Fuckn baddest shit that can happen to you.You go to school for fucken 6 hours then they give you work to do at home. I say fuck homework and fuck the stupid cunt teachers that give it to you.

Ben:Fuckn got homework again lad Tommo:fuck that shit im not doing it [miss doyle] can shove it up her arse hole,

27. (homework) (128↑, 27↓)
Homework, something that the teacher gave you to spoil your fun when you're at home

Solution; did the homework at school library and handed in the next morning. Problem solved;

28. (homework) (112↑, 12↓)
A form of punishment that teachers give to there students because they are too bored to do an in class assignment\!

My teachers are so mean, they gave me all this homework\!

29. (Homework) (120↑, 23↓)
What you should be doing right now.

I should be doing homework right now instead of reading hilarious definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Author: Smashing Pumpkins Fan http://homework.urbanup.com/3383833
30. (homework) (114↑, 17↓)
Something you should do but never do, becauser you have way to much and you have 10000000 better things to do

Homework isn't impotant, It's only a waste of time

31. (Homework) (105↑, 9↓)
Things teachers give so that you dont have any time on the computer, with friends, and playing. Usualy come after 8 hours of sitting and working.

I came to sit and do my homework

32. (homework) (105↑, 10↓)
A form of child and teen torture in which they find out they cannot relax after a hard day's work at school, as they have to finish the 3,000 word English essay which is due in for the next day.

Kid *at graduation*: Foul beasts of the world, begone for all eternity\! *throws homework book onto bonfire*

Author: DudeWho'sJustABitNuts http://homework.urbanup.com/2031095
33. (homework) (112↑, 17↓)
The work that is given to you after many laborous and tormenting hours at a place where the work should originally be done called "school". Such work is given for three reasons: "to keep kids off drugs", to desensitize children and get them used to doing things they really don't want to do, to do the teaching that the people paid to do it in the first place can't or refuse to actually do.

Everyone loves a good homework assignment, don't they?

34. (homework) (108↑, 21↓)
An educational object that spanks you like a little, red-headed, stepchild.

Homework: Get over here, baby\! Student: SHUT THE (BLEEP\!) UP\!

35. (Homework) (111↑, 29↓)
N: a tourture devise created by teachers in order to make stdents lifes misrable, also so that they can't figuare out their plan for world domination

20 math problems is supposed to take you how long?

36. (Homework) (84↑, 3↓)
1.) Literally, work that is done at home. Usually applies to schoolwork. Homework is unnecessary as it is given to students who have already spent the majority of the day at school. 2.) Something that gets crueler with every grade. While the first graders chug away on their addition worksheets, they are blissfully unaware that they will soon enough be doing laborous tasks such as AP World History homework, Geometry 2 homework, English Honors homework, and even Gym homework on a nightly basis. 3.) Assignments that are wickedly easy to procrastinate on whenever there is a preferable activity at hand, such as YouTube, Xbox, or being impaled by a molten iron spike. 4.) What you are probably supposed to be doing at this very moment, seeing as you looked up "homework" on urbandictionary. I would go so far as to say you have a very LARGE amount of it.

Whoever invented homework did NOT go to heaven.

37. (Homework) (84↑, 4↓)
Overtime without pay coming from a job that doesn't pay in the first place.

This is not me talking; it's a scientific fact: Homework is BAD for your health.

Author: DarkRoseRequiem http://homework.urbanup.com/2796754
38. (homework) (98↑, 22↓)
what homeschoolers have all the time. also what I am supposed to be doing right now.

What do you mean do I have homework? All of it's homework\!

Author: anonymous kids from around the world http://homework.urbanup.com/346042
39. (homework) (98↑, 30↓)
The cause of the downfall of humanity. Why? Because all the wannabe goody-goods say "U DON'T DU UR HUMEWERK, U'LL WORK AT MCDONULDS FOR THE REST OF UR LIF\!\!11\! LOLZ\!\!\!\!11eleven" Seriously, you goody-goods need to get a damn grip. You too lazy people. Not every teacher assigns homework. I know that some education experts are going against homework because how it causes family conflict, hate for school, dropouts, etc. I could really care less about school but at least I know how to spell, do math, write, etc.

Because this definition kept getting rejected, I had to dumb it down so that even the most stupid people would understand. If this gets rejected then you must be even dumber than a rock. Homework is seriously the cause of all crime, murders, rapes, suicides, etc. of all society.

Author: No one cares about names http://homework.urbanup.com/2313992
40. (homework) (86↑, 18↓)
Huge waste of time Method of failing school Teaches u inglish and shit Something obviously neither of us are doing right now.

look in your bag

41. (homework) (72↑, 5↓)
Something you should use to wipe your ass with BEFORE you hand it in to your teacher.

You: DAMN, I'm out of toilet paper. No need to panic though. I still have my homework.

42. (homework) (93↑, 26↓)
Something you have to do EVERY night after school when you should be goofing off watching Spongebob Squarepants or looking at porn on the internet\!

Homework: Something that you should do to not make your brain look like a baby boy's penis.

43. (homework) (124↑, 64↓)
A word used at Cornell College to covertly describe illegal activities such as getting drunk or stoned.

"Hey man lets go smoke our homework" "Yeah but first let me finish this 40 of english homework." "Word."

44. (Homework) (75↑, 17↓)
A drug. Do not take homework if you are: Smart, Stupid, Fat, Skinny, Happy, Sad, High, Drunk, or Depressed. Side Effects may make you: Geeky, Nerdy, Retarded, Stupid, Fat, Smelly, Dumb. Deaths have been reported. Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough to take Homework. Homework is not for everyone, including those with a life. Do not take homework if you cannot sit for more than 20 seconds. Isn't it time you tried homework? Homework. A Million Problems, No Solutions

guy1: "dude, i overdosed on homework last night and i'm soo tired right now." guy2: "YOU WHAT?\!?\! you know homework should be taken with caution. did you ask your dr. if you were smart enough to take "homework"? guy1: "No. I thought it wouldn't do anything to me. Look at me now tho, I'm a nerd, drug addict, idiot and really fat all at the same time." guy2: "last time i overdosed on homework i fell asleep in the middle of biology\!"

45. (homework) (89↑, 31↓)
a stupid ass activity that claims that it will help you pass all of your classes if you do it, but it really takes away your nights and weekends. but its all good because my teachers harly ever assign it to me.

homework sucks and there is no point in doing it

Author: pimp daddy dollars http://homework.urbanup.com/998555
46. (homework) (85↑, 29↓)
"Also, the only thing that will lead to success in your life and will prevent your dropping out of school and working as a frycook at McDonald's until you're 85." ... wtf?? the only thing thqat will lead you to success? only if you'e a dumbass. you don't need to do homework to not fail in life. thats bullshit. you can pass almost any class without doing any/most of your homework. i learned that once i got into high school. but hey- if you would rather sit at home and do school work, go for it. but i would rather hang out with my friends or do something else i enjoy. and doing your homework will not prevent you from dropping out or working at mcdonalds either. and whats wrong with being a frycook? which is more pathetic: having a job at mcyd's, or having no job at all and muching off your parents? you can decide..

fuck homework. fuck school. fuck teachers. fuck detentions/saturday schools/ in school suspentions.

47. (Homework) (59↑, 4↓)
A simple & effective torture device used by teachers & the administration to whip students into submission. Even after 7 hours at school slaving away in classes, memorizing information that will either be forgotten or absolutly no use in future life, this is handed out, making the impressionable young minds of the worlds' youth into conformed, robotic machines. Most teachers, adults, & government officals would have you believe that it is all nessesary for character-building and intelegence, but it is actually a cruel and unusual punishment.

"Psst, Anthony... Do you have any idea what Mr. Phillips was blabbering on about in math yesterday?... I think we needed it for the homework." "Erm... no?" "Dangit." "You think? I'm gonna have to get Noah to explain it to me at lunch... about 10 minutes before class." "You think this will be of any use to us in our future lives." *Stare* *Laugher*

48. (homework) (67↑, 16↓)
a form of torture. a way to make kids fail in school.

"she gave us waaaay too much homework"

49. (homework) (54↑, 7↓)
Something that you try to do but [procrastinate] on anyway. Gives off that aura that makes you not want to do it.

Okay, time to do my math homework. *5 minutes and half a problem later* Fuck this, I'm going on UrbanDictionary.

50. (homework) (64↑, 19↓)
A complete waste of time...a method used by teachers to torture students. Annoying at all times. Now i couldn't go skateboarding, watch tv, or hang out with my friends cuz of freakin homeworks.

No homework = detentions.

Author: Def Jam Killa.. http://homework.urbanup.com/1994257
51. (homework) (50↑, 6↓)
Something that does not benefit either party involved, teacher or student; extra work that should be done in class but isn't for some stupid reason. The teacher is just making more work for you and for himself/herself. Why??? We may never know.

I would rather stay in school for 9 hours instead of 7, provided we don't have homework. Among things I'd rather do: Poop Slap someone Break a window Fart Blow my nose Work in a coal mine (not really) Sleep Defacate on the homework Wipe myself with the homework Hit someone over the head with a frying pan Try on all of the clothes in my closet Go outside Stay inside Not fart Shoot a BB gun Play "Ding-Dong-Ditch" Throw myself into a huge room full of packing peanuts Parasail Jump out of an airplane (Not happening\!) Belch Play Videogames Play online games Play hopscotch Play with myself (not what you're thinking, although...) Drive a Lamborghini Murcielago Drive a crappy-ass car Drive a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car Crash a not-so-crappy-ass-but-still-somewhat-crappy-ass car Eat Glass Climb a tree Fall from the tree Try again and subsequently fail Try many more times until I have not the stregnth nor the willpower to try again And Much, Much More... And since I have decided that I'm not going to do my homework, I can gurantee that I'll do at least 5 of these things tonight\!\!\! ;)

52. (homework) (50↑, 6↓)
homework is something that you make up excuses for so you dont have to touch it...

\<mom\>hey have you done any homework? \<kid\>no uh i uh dropped it in posion oak on the way home today \<mom\>but your not allergic to posion oak \<kid\>uh yes i am....uh....i am...uh...i gotta g outside\!

Author: COLLEST GAL EVA aka elise http://homework.urbanup.com/1667804
53. (homework) (53↑, 10↓)
1. A reason to keep us awake late at night. 2. A fuckin' waste of time. 3. The last thing on your mind (probably). If i could time travel, I'd shotgun the head of the fuckin person who invented fuckin homework. FUCK HIM\!\! Ah well, he's burning in hell anyway.

Homework sucks. I'd rather play NBA Live on my PSP.

54. (homework) (65↑, 22↓)
school=hell your teachers= evil little devils homework= torture

shoot me now\!

55. (Homework) (52↑, 11↓)
A special kind of torture designed by teachers whenever they were born, which looking at some of them was probably a couple hundred milleniums ago. Not content with permanently damaging our precious few brain cells in ordinary classes, so called 'teachers' choose to kill our minds off even more by giving us ridiculous assignments that they know we are going to fail anyway; they simply do it for the enjoyment of cussing us when we get it completely wrong and give out detentions they'll forget.

"But, Miss\! We already got five pieces o' homework tonight\!" "Shut up, you fool\! Detention\!

56. (homework) (63↑, 28↓)
A piece of work, given by school so as to be done after school. Usually collected for credit, and has a due date. Sometimes can be done online. It has no plural.

Teacher: Questions from 1 to 105 in the MATHEMATICS book is for homework. Its is due tomorrow. Student: Odd or Even numbers. Teacher: All, and will be collected tomorrow before the quiz.

Author: Engineeing students who knows the meaning of A HOMEWORK http://homework.urbanup.com/1516499
57. (Homework) (33↑, 1↓)
Something teachers give you which you will not do until five minutes before it's due if you did not do it during lunch or spent the night before halfassing it because instead of doing it you came here and typed down definitions.

I've got AP English homework that was due today, but since I went to the zoo instead of going to school, I decided not to do it when it was assigned, a week ago. Now, it's 1:11am and I am not even halfway done.

58. (homework) (35↑, 3↓)
the stuff teachers give kids to torture them and take away from important after school things like sports, sleeping, TV, and friends

Jack: Dude, you look totally wiped out. Where were you yesterday? Alex: Mr. O gave out a 10 page history paper for homework, so I couldn't go to the movies Jack: Why would he do that? Alex: Teachers have no soul

59. (homework) (53↑, 21↓)
A form of cruel and unusual punishment created by teachers to keep us away from watching good quality TV shows like Spongebob Squarepants and playing our awsome gameing systems

Did you do your homework children?

60. (homework) (35↑, 4↓)
A method of torture that originated in the Middle Ages given to kids, teenagers, and college students to prevent them from having fun.

"My stupid, asshole teacher gave me a shitload of homework."

61. (homework) (47↑, 16↓)
The product of a teacher's belief that what you do for them is all that matters.

Do your homework before you watch TV.

62. (Homework) (36↑, 7↓)
Work assigned at school to be done at home

Now class, for tonight's homework, I want you to do page 140, \#1-10.

63. (homework) (32↑, 3↓)
What I'm supposed to be doing right now.

Biology Homework Citations

64. (homework) (50↑, 21↓)
1.Something that is used for parnets to keep their children out of their own pleasure. Also see [Hell] 2.Punishment from your teachers. 3.What we Asian study after school to make us more smarter.

If you don't do your homework you will end up dropping high school and getting cheap jobs.

65. (Homework) (29↑, 3↓)
A simple & effective torture device used by teachers & the administration to whip students into submission. Even after 7 hours at school slaving away in classes, memorizing information that will either be forgotten or absolutly no use in future life, this is handed out, making the impressionable young minds of the worlds' youth into conformed, robotic machines. Most teachers, adults, & government officals would have you believe that it is all nessesary for character-building and intelegence, but it is actually a cruel and unusual punishment.

"Psst, Anthony... Do you have any idea what Mr. Phillips was blabbering on about in math yesterday?... I think we needed it for the homework." "Erm... no?" "Dangit." "You think? I'm gonna have to get Noah to explain it to me at lunch... about 10 minutes before class." "You think this will be of any use to us in our future lives." *Stare* *Hysterical laughter*

66. (homework) (35↑, 9↓)
A writing device given to students by teachers, due to that fact that teachers don't want to be responsible for having to watch you do all the work. If these "teachers" (Which are actually sub-standard bastards hired by the government so people don't get "too" smart) give all classwork, then the fault falls on them if we don't do it. Summary: Teachers are lazy fuckers.

Teacher: "Kids, because I don't want to have to teach you shit, and because I can legally make you research mountains of work... you get to do ten homework pages tonight."

67. (homework) (49↑, 23↓)
What you tell your mum your going to do when you go round your friends house.

"I'm going round Annas to do my homework Mum\!" -Laughs Evily-

68. (homework) (30↑, 6↓)
that which i do not do.

Bob: Hey, did you do your homework last night? Me: No, homeworks for chumps. I do more meaningful things with my time.

69. (homework) (32↑, 8↓)
what a lot kids seem to feed their dogs.

Teacher-where's your homework timmy? timmy-spot ate it.

70. (homework) (35↑, 11↓)
Homework (n.): Work that teachers make students do in order to keep their grade up while invading those student's lives but not keeping school separate, and therefore makes focusing harder for students in school.

Rob, may I cheat using your homework?

71. (Homework) (33↑, 10↓)
A useless amount of work that teachers assign for you to do out of class that doesn't count on your report card.

Bobby had so much homework, he didn't do it all and got a detention.

72. (Homework) (22↑, 2↓)
The reason students only get four hours of sleep a night. A form of torture given to students by teachers. Something to keep children and teenagers from having fun or doing something that actually matters. What I should be doing right now.

Homework fails at epic proportions.

Author: TiMe To Go CoMmIt SuIcIdE http://homework.urbanup.com/3318375
73. (homework) (25↑, 6↓)
simply put: -work assigned by teachers -supposed to reveiw what was done in class -however the true purpose is to make sure students have NO time for relaxation - i mean relaxing would be a CRIME -deprives sleep -truely accomplishes absolutley nothing as most students speed through it to try and get some sleep -a way for suck-ups to over achieve

Judge: I pronounce you to attend school and have homework every night, including weekends Serial Killer: NOOOOOOOO. WHYYYY?

Author: billy bob joe bob joe bob joe bob billy bob joe bob joe http://homework.urbanup.com/2849140
74. (homework) (16↑, 2↓)
A waste of time that teachers come up with to make you bust your ass doing something that will not be of any value to you at all. Not only that, but it's generally on a subject that isn't even relevant to what you want to do in life. Guess what teachers, "What is it stupid kid who's protesting against homework?" kid's life-long passions are being weathered away by all the fucking homework you pour on us, and the only thing between making you "capable" and "incompetent" is a piece of paper that says "I'm smart, give me a good job\!" This kind of horseshit should be determined by your future employer. Not only that but homework is something that's obviously done at home after school hours, now what is wrong with this picture folks? If you want to get someone to learn about something, do it in the place you're supposed to do that in the first place. After school is the time that most kids should be able to look forward to. I don't, because it'll just be more fucking work. All in all, homework is a bad idea, because it deprives students of morale, sleep, life-long dreams, and entertainment time. How much would it suck to be a teacher who had one of those students who did no homework, but very well on the tests who didn't get accepted to college just because his diploma said he made a C average. Homework is next to pointless, something I don't give a fuckton of shits about, a dream-killer, and should be shunned completely from society.

Teacher: You're making Cs in all of your core classes just because of your homework. Student: I don't see why it matters, why don't you just exempt me from all homework for the rest of my school life? That takes care of that, I get As across the board. Teacher: You don't get it, this will help you succeed. Student: No it won't, it's just dragging me down to the ground. Teacher: If you would just do your homework... Student: God damn it\! You just fail to listen to reason don't you\!?\!?\! My reasoning is completely legit\! You know what, maybe that's what I should do at home, write a 10 page essay describing why homework is inexplicably pointless\! GOD DAMN\!\!\! Teacher: .......... Student: Like I even give two shits.

75. (Homework) (15↑, 1↓)
Homework is what teachers give students when they feel that they haven't sufficiently tortured students enough during the allotted time period they have known as school. Once all the teachers have given you enough homework it can accumulate and force you to work long hours into the night. By the time you hit high school your schedule should look something like this: 6:30 AM - Wake up 7:30 AM - Go to school 3:15 PM- Get out of school 3:16 PM- Hang out with friends 5:00 PM - Start homework 4:00 AM - Finish homework rinse, wash, repeat.

damnit, Mr. Smith gave me a book report to do on top of all my other homework... did you even read the book? phss... no. have fun\!

Author: my...pseudonym....yes..... http://homework.urbanup.com/4166871
76. (homework) (17↑, 3↓)
fucking waste of time

Cool i'll go to your house- crap i have homework

77. (homework) (41↑, 29↓)
something that if it is not for study purposes it is a extreamly dick thing to give. Teachers that give a lot of homework are low life pieces of shit. We are in school for like 8 hours each day after school we are tired and bored. and a teacher is gonna give you more homework as if 8 hours isnt enough to take away and last pride and manhood a person could possibly savage after listening to a stupid gook chink asshole talk about how napolean fucked this guy up the ass and thats how france became a country. Homework has NO point is gay and is wrong low and obnoxious

Mr. Douch bag: im giving u a 25 page homework packet due friday. HUGH what you think your the only teacher that gives homework, a packet plus others form other classes. FUCK YOUR MOTHER u low life cocksucker what kind of bull shit is that you bitch ass nigga, i dont care what the government says fuck what you heard it's what you hearin, and what you hearin is the sound of my gat click click boom ill blow your 2 inch cock off. motherfucker ill beat the shit out of your wife with my 15 inch cock and gag that bitch by rape, this aint a game motherucker i got a life and im busy douch bag trailor parker. Go back to the trailor park faggot u gay ass drag queen. ima set it off on your family bitch ill flip this desk over and shove this overhead projector up you ass cock sucker. All this after hearing that ho go on about the the faggits in the like fourteen hundreds all i heard was blah blah blah some lozer luie the 15th raped his kid and fucked a dog (wow) or some shit like that i dont care either i got a note for my not done homework. Dear chode go ram you 2 incher up your dogs raging asshole thanks

Author: Francesco Albanese http://homework.urbanup.com/2175291
78. (Homework) (14↑, 3↓)
DICTIONARY STYLE: [school] work given to students to be completed at home MINE AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT ISNT A TEACHER'S STYLE: an absolute waste of time. lets go to school to sit on our asses and listen to a teacher talk the whole period, while we could be doing work that is now classified as homework. we could be out with friends having fun or locked in our rooms in an intense game of modern warfare 2 or uncharted 2 or whatever game you play or playing sports preventing obesity or doing whatever the fuck we need to get by in our lives without hurting or killing ourselves. by the way, [hillary clinton] is a cock licking dick sucking wang fucking bitch who wants to give us school on saturday and 7 hours a day instead of 6-6.5. homework causes (in me and my friends at least): suicidal thoughts, hating a teacher, hating school, hating life, not being able to have a life, taking away valuable free time, writing definitions of it on urban dictionary.

me: "Mrs fuckhole gave out so much homework the day we got back from christmas break. i just found out thats the reason why whats-her-face killed herself. friend: "...*silence*... me: "bob? billy bob joe? bing bong bob? bubbity bubba bob? hey bob why arent you- HOLY SHIT" *friend lies there with a gun next to him with a hole in his head and a note that says "fuck homework fuck my life fuck you all good bye"

79. (Homework) (13↑, 2↓)
A very hypocritical task usually given at the end of each class. First discovered to be hypocritical by Scholars in the early 18th century, homework was quickly added to John. C. Clivens list of the hypocritical. It was first discovered to be hypocritical when a small boy came home with a stack of books and was unable to finish building the wooden horse he was ordered to make for his sister. The next day he was sent to school with a hammer, a saw, sand paper, paint, and a few nails to finish the wooden horse. Everything was immediately confiscated by his teacher, never to be seen again. His sister never received the horse, and his family disowned him. It was all because he allowed to bring schoolwork home, but he was not allowed to bring work from home to school. However, this story is widely denied by every school system across the globe. The school system has been trying to shake off the stories of how hypocritical homework is for ages, but every time they think it's finally gone and forgotten, the story emerges with new and strong evidence. As the years go by it is getting even harder to deny the truth, that homework is, in fact,hypocritical.

Johnny, what are you doing? I'm doing Homework mom. Oh okay, you keep on it. JOHNNY\! what are you doing? I'm making a wooden horse for my sister Mrs. Pooplax. You give that to me right now young man, you know your not allowed to bring that to school\! But I didn't have time to play it last night, the 20 pages of math homework you gave me took all night.

80. (Homework) (26↑, 15↓)
Work that a teacher sends home from school. Usually, simply the leftover work from that days lesson. Often a large part of one's grade, many students believe that it is pointless. In reality, it's a good idea, just simply brought to extremes (the assignments are also way too long, even if they are easy). In some college classe, it is not even a part of one's grade, just some extra work a student can do if they don't understand the material. Many high schools could learn from this example, as the reason most students fail classes is because they don't do the homework. Though it is ultimately the student's fault (in most cases) that the work isn't done, the constant barrage of electronic entertainment available to kids nowadays certainly doesn't help.

Kid A: Hey, did you do the homework? Kid B: Yeah, but it took me a while. It'd be nice if I could just do the homework on subjects I need help on, instead of this algebra that I already understand. Kid A: I didn't do it. I was gonna, but I got stuck playing [World of Warcraft]. Oh well, my fault. Damn [ADHD].

81. (Homework) (13↑, 3↓)
STUPID STUFF. Teachers hate us. Give us homework. Make us stay up late DOING homework. DONT CHECK IT. But the one day YOU DONT DO IT the teacher fucking checks your homework.. which you dont have. Teachers want to show off their knowlegde by giving us homework... from a text book. HOW SMART. Frickken teachers, go bite my dogs ass.

Lucy always does her homework.. ONE DAY she forgot.. Mr. Hanratty (FRICKKEN REAL NAME) : Wheres your homework? Lucy : I forgot it... Mr. Hanratty : Im vvery disappoointed in you *Starts a lecture of thinking of the people in africa, and how they wish they had our kick ass lives.* AFRICANS DONT WANT HOMEWORK. FUCK HOMEWORK.

82. (homework) (13↑, 3↓)
something that you do for fucking 3 to 5 hours in the middle of the night. and the next day your teacher doesnt even look at it, and you just wasted sleep hours

you: heres my homework i was up doing it all night. teacher:thank you teacher: \<throws it in trash\> you: WTF U ASS\!\!\!

83. (homework) (14↑, 4↓)
a waste of fucking TIME\!\!

chick \#1: did you watch the O.C last night? chick \#2: No.. chick \#1: why not? chick \#2: because i had homework to do you mofo. chick \#1: suck... muahahaha CASE CLOSED

84. (Homework) (12↑, 3↓)
Easily the worst thing ever created. Designed by the school system to make sure kids have school on their minds 24/7. It's end results are depression, people kicking?punching things, crying, and lack of sleep.

Homework is good for 1 thing. An excuse to go to your friends house. School wouldn't be so terrible if we didn't have homewrk.

85. (Homework) (9↑, 0↓)
A sinister instrument of torture given by teacher. It was created purely for teachers' entertainment.

Teacher: The homework is to read twenty chapters and do a book report. It's due tomorrow.

86. (homework) (10↑, 1↓)
What you aren't doing right now.

I'll start my homework right after this...I swear...

87. (Homework) (8↑, 0↓)
A learning tool that overall stresses the mind and deprives daily morale and nightly sleep, resulting in even worse performance in school the next day.

WELL, I have a 0 on today's test and got a 0 in class participation, but atleast I have my homework.

88. (homework) (11↑, 3↓)
shit i will never understand, school is sappose to prepare us for a job, but jobs dont require us to do our work 24/7 just the 6-8 hours we are in work, so how does homework help prepare us for a job? and why do they give us lunch detention for falling asleep in class if the reason we're fallling asleep is because we stayed up till 5 in the morning doing the homework they gave us\! and why do math teachers insist that math homework help's us understand math problems more when we can already do any problem in our sleep. i guess the conclusion is teachers (especially middle school teachers) are crazy assholes that are power hungry, and like to pick on kids that are going through tough shit let alone school. its hard enouph for kids having to come home to screaming parents/siblings along with a dog that persists on nawing your leg no matter how many times u push him away, along with the 12 hours of homework that teachers give each night. i guess life's a bitch, and thats all school succeeds in teaching you.

im sappose to be doing my homework right now, but instead im writing definitions on this shit, for things im pist about, i wonder why adults dont understand why the number in teenage suicide has drasticlly increased in the past years.

89. (homework) (13↑, 5↓)
Torture inflicted by teachers to extend the torture that they inflict during the day.

"What are you doing tonight?" "Torture purposly inflicted by adults commenly known as 'teachers'." "Ya, I hate homework too."

90. (homework) (38↑, 30↓)
A freakin waste of time that keeps people from skateboarding\!\!\!\!

I wanna go skate, but i have to much freakin HOMEWORK\!

91. (homework) (15↑, 7↓)
something that teachers to kill us (if you sit in the back you can get away not doing it)

i HATE homework

92. (homework) (9↑, 2↓)
A cruel, but regrettably not uncommon form of extreme torture given out by scaly, winged creatures otherwise known as teachers. As if these creatures did not torture us enough, they decide to extend this abuse into the victom's free time.

Teacher: Why did you not do your homework last night? You had pleanty of time\! Student: Oh, sorry, but I kind of have a life. (Teacher whips Student and gives them more homework.) That should teach you\!

93. (Homework) (7↑, 0↓)
A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.

"I had algebra homework to do, but instead I decided to lay on a bed of nails, much less painful"

94. (Homework) (7↑, 0↓)
Things teachers give to students to keep their attention away from the teacher's unignorably huge ass face and or other disorders all teachers have.

Sarah: "Hey.. look at Mr Linderdik's ass.. its GROSS.. and his.." Mr. Linderdik (interuppts sarah) "and.. 21 pages of history report due tomorrow as homework..."

Author: Lookatmeandkissme(: http://homework.urbanup.com/4279497
95. (Homework) (7↑, 0↓)
The shit that kills paper, trees. Whatever you prefer. You end up not needing that piece of shit later.

Guy1:Hey man, got any binder paper I can use? Guy2: Sorry, used it all doing math homework last night.

Author: OhCanada2point0h http://homework.urbanup.com/4209263
96. (homework) (11↑, 4↓)
the punishment given to you for going to school i thought school was supposed to be fun, then 1st grade ended the stuff teachers make you do to deprive you of your valuable sleep

Example of what happens to a class when a teacher gives them a homework assignment teacher: i want you to write me a 50 page essay on the roman empire and how it fell, this should take you like, 30 minutes if your smart later that night: what the crap, i started this essay 6 hours ago and it isnt even done ahhhhhhhhhhhhh teacher: so where's that 50 page 30 min to do essay i asked for class: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

97. (Homework) (12↑, 5↓)
Work assigned to students by teachers in class. Normally completed anywhere between 30 minutes and 30 seconds before it is due.

Well, 3rd period English starts in 20 minutes...I guess I'd better do my English homework.

98. (Homework) (10↑, 4↓)
Teachers way to kick the shit out of you when they cant do it literally. "Here, ill give you 5 hours of homework even though you already worked your ass off for 7 hours".

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang tonight finally? Person 2: No, i cant i have FUCKING HOMEWORK

Author: yea im not doing this shit http://homework.urbanup.com/5492334
99. (homework) (6↑, 0↓)
Schoolwork that is assigned by teachers to be completed at home in your spare time. Homework was invented by some fucked up masochist sitting at a table one day deciding that students don't do enough work at school six hours a day, so why not send more schoolwork home even though you spend all day doing work?

I never do my math homework. It's so pointless. My teacher doesn't even check to see if I did it...

100. (homework) (6↑, 0↓)
(n) a type of punishment utilized by teachers who are lazy as hell and cannot teach because they slept with their professor in order to obtain a degree

"Damn, my lazy-a teacher gave me homework tonight because I saved a fish"

Author: Vehement IB Student http://homework.urbanup.com/4861452
101. (homework) (6↑, 0↓)
Numerous uses: 1) Quality dog food. 2) Given to students to be done after 6 MOTHER F***ING HOURS OF SCHOOL TIME ANYWAYS.... *ahem* 3) An excuse to invite your girlfriend/boyfriend over

1) Come here boy, I have something for you... 2) (Teacher) And after you have reviewed units 1-53, please finish pages 23 to 79. 3) Hey, want to come over to do *Homework*?

Author: GOODNAMESLEFT000000 http://homework.urbanup.com/4374026
102. (homework) (6↑, 0↓)
Handed out by teachers on a daily basis. Most kids don't do it, and yet they still give it. A good way to bring your grades up if you actually give a shit. Also, a good reason to procastinate and or surf the web.

Mom: Do your homework\! Kid: I need to use the computer for it. Mom: Okay.

103. (Homework) (5↑, 0↓)
an acronym for 'Half of my energy wasted on random k(c)rap '

Homework

104. (homework) (4↑, 0↓)
useless torture. no good teachers who go home after 7 hours a day half of which they have fucking lunchroom duty, and they put their slippers on and relax with hot chocolate, but not before assigning impossible amounts of the same fucking thing. they call it homework. Most of which you dont even give a danm about. Make that ALL of which. I dont know but i rather grade tests from an answer key than have to sit in my room and do all this fucking stupid ass shit. We all copy the smart kids or the pissy kids who dont have an issue with the system. So homework will just make us better con artists later in life. Haha fuck you system. Its not all the bitch fucking teachers faults, are parents who are suppose to be our "friends" get all up in our ass if we for one night dont have homework. Sorry ma, pa i fucking wanna see you do this shit. Yeah thats right you couldnt find the radius of a circle if your life depended on it or even if i promised you 2 boxesof milk duds. So over all homework is fucking stupid, rebel dont do it, it is just a way for fart nosed teachers to make are lard ass parents happy all while torturing us, "tommorows future".

I was lucky today the only homework i had was to do 20 usless factoring problems, to read this stupid-ass play about a dead fisherman, to find the fucking velocity of a danm dime falling out of my fucking butter fingered hand, and to research where the fucking pilgrims lived.

105. (Homework) (4↑, 0↓)
The [worst idea in history ever]. You go to school wasting half of your day learning nothing and when you can finally go home you're fucking tired and have to do lots of [homework] leaving you no time to do anything you actually learn something from, often making you go to sleep too late getting even more complaints. Homework makes you [suicidal].

So I wanted to watch a movie yesterday, but I had to spend 3 hours doing fucking maths homework.

106. (homework) (4↑, 0↓)
1) Homework is the reason you are probably looking up homework right now. You thought you'd procrastinate and look up silly things like "homework" on Urbandictiony.com. Now get to work. 2) Why I am writing this definition.

1) I was so bored with my Math homework and my computer was right there so I had to go on urbandictionary and look up random words like homework\! 2) Dude, I don't even get this chemistry stuff... Urbandictionary time\!\!

Author: WhoAreYOU??? Hmm? http://homework.urbanup.com/4945289
107. (homework) (4↑, 0↓)
Something that teachers give you to do at home after you have already put in 6 1/2 hours of hard labor and suffering from extreme boredom at school. Homework consumes a good chunk of your afternoon, which should be time that doesn't involve learning shit that you don't care about. Home Work can range from a simple [math] worksheet the teacher won't even grade the next day, to hours of [research], reports, workbook pages, etc. Home work is a horrible thing that ruins peoples life and desire to go home after [school].

John: "Yes\! School is almost over." Steven: "No\! I have so much homework\!"

108. (homework) (19↑, 15↓)
Code word given to marijuana when talking over the phone or in public. Also see [Study]

Hey man, make sure you don't forget the "homework" when you come over tonight.

109. (homework) (3↑, 0↓)
After you spend 6 hours at [school], your dumb teacher says, "You have 20 pages of math tonight, 16 pages of science, 50 pages of reading, and 30 pages of social studies. Due tomorrow\!"

mom: honey you look tired. did you sleep well? daughter: no, in fact i stayed up the whole night doing my homework\!

Author: acsecnarfgerods http://homework.urbanup.com/5825373
110. (homework) (3↑, 0↓)
A cruel, unusual punishment. Best suffered in front of a TV or computer. Comes from the Greek word "homeworkis," meaning "deed of satan." Given by teachers, coming from the word "oteachus," meaning "lovers of satan."

The prison guards decided to give the prisoner homework, contrary to death.

111. (homework) (4↑, 1↓)
Although homework is generally thought to be negative by the large part of the student population, it actually does have benefits. The main thing that makes teachers go wrong with it is by over doing it. The reason for homework is to refresh and sustain the things that you learned in class. Reasonable for math: worksheet with 15-25 problems depending on level of difficulty. What teachers actually assign: 50 math problems that take an average of 4 minutes to calculate. If we had reasonable assignments, which we sometimes do, homework would not have the extreme negative connotations that it does.

In a perfect world: Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read a chapter, and write a four sentence summary. Kids: Ok\! That should take about twenty minutes\! Yay\! Realistically: Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read five chapters, and give me a page on the representation of disestablishmentarianism in the novel. Kids: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

112. (Homework) (3↑, 0↓)
facebook

"Mom can I do my homework?" "Sure thing, hun" "But I need to use the computer..." "Sure.." You have 5 new notifications. "Are you doing your hw?" "Ya, totally"

113. (Homework) (8↑, 5↓)
Something I, and by extension, many people around the world with better shit to do (like get shitfaced, watch TV, or masturbate) than crap given to them by someone else to take up their own free time don't ever do.

Homework: Pg. 359, Questions 2-51 in COMPLETE SENTENCES and TYPED (just 'cause my rag's hitting me today).

114. (Homework) (2↑, 0↓)
Homework is a necessary part of school. It is most commonly whined about by retards who made most of the other homework definitions. What most people fail to understand is that if you were to sit in a quiet room, with no distractions, you will finish your homework in about an hour. Projects only take 10-20 minutes a day if you start the day it's assigned and finish the day before it's due. So overall, if you had a test, an assload of homework, and a project all due tomorrow, the most it should take you is 3 hours, with breaks. On normal days, about an hour and a half on your homework. Thats 6 1/2 hours at school, and 1 1/2 hours at home caring about your education. On average you need 8 hours of sleep. So no need to stay up late doing homework and wake up tired, you will recieve the correct amount of sleep. Thats 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of school-related crap, and 7 hours (considering you wake up and hour before school) to do whatever the fuck you want. I dont care what you do with those 7 hours, but its 7 fucking hours. Homework is not a pain in the ass. There is 7 hours of free time for you, and a good night's sleep. The point is, if you do your homework when you get home, and do it efficiently, you'll get good grades and have plenty of free time. And if you have an abnormally large amount of homework, have 5 hours of free time. Stop bitching, do your homework, its not that bad.

slacker: Fuck the teacher, 2 pages of math homework? I have shit to do. intelligent teenager: It'll take like 10 minutes if you actually try, stfu.

115. (Homework) (3↑, 1↓)
A term used by bros to bring attention to a highly unattractive ass in the vicinity whose owner is in hearing range. The term is generally simply shouted in a one-word sentence.

*Unattractive girl walks by* Bro 1: HOMEWORK\! *Bro 2's attention is brought to the unattractive girl* Bro 2: AUGHH\!

116. (homework) (3↑, 1↓)
Tortorous crap you have to do after learning for 7 hours a day. Teachers find it amusing to watch the students suffer. If you don't have your homework done they freak on you and if you have a real reason why you didn't do it they don't believe you. Not even lieing my dog seriously ate my homework and the teacher didn't believe me. On top of getting approximently 5 hours of homework we have to take tests. Tests are the official punishement. K. I didn't fall asleep in your class isn't that good enough? No. Teachers keep expecting you to do all this stuff but yet they can't grade papers. I have to wait one month to get my homework back and by that time the grading periods almost over. And if it couldn't get worse we have 20 pound book and I had to bring three home. Yeah now my fricken back has a kink in it. How about I drop a teacher off in the middle of no where and make her walk with a 60 pund back pack? That'd be mean and I am not a mean person.

Me: I got a kink in my back yesterday :/ Parent : How? You don't have time for sports with all that homework. Me : I know, it was because of my 60 pound backpack I had to walk home with on my damn birthday\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

117. (Homework) (2↑, 0↓)
Unnecessary paperwork that teachers give out to try and estimate a student's intelligence

Teacher: "Class, take out your homework from last night on molecules" Class: "We had homework?" *dumbfounded looks*

118. (homework) (2↑, 0↓)
Pointless waste of time. Assigned to you by evil teachers who have nothing better to do but to waste your time when you could be doing something better. Teachers don't think 6 hours of torture Mon-Fri is enough. Since, they crave to see you suffer some more they dump their evil curses upon or commonly known as that stupid ,annoying homework.

teacher: Here class, 5 annoying worksheets, a 10 page essay, a 300 page novel to read, a project ......... student: I hate you and homework. teacher: You got a detention for opening your mouth. student: Stupid teacher.

119. (Homework) (3↑, 1↓)
Something unnecassary after 7 hours a day, 5 days a week of school. Only evil teachers hand out lots of this.

I should be doing homework right now...

120. (Homework) (2↑, 0↓)
The bastard son of your teacher's self-important mindset and sadistic desire to cause every pupil's life to be as hollow and empty as theirs.

I make $10 an hour, generally work harder than an office worker, no one thinks my bullshit opinions are important, and I love insuring that students don't spend their youth enjoying free time like I should have, is there possibly a way to channel all these emotions and frustrations? INDEED\! -Teacher assigning homework

Author: Retarded straight-A student http://homework.urbanup.com/5305212
121. (Homework) (2↑, 0↓)
A time designated to: a: Use Facebook b: Masterbate

Honey what are you doing up there?" "Homework, Mom."

122. (Homework) (2↑, 0↓)
What I should be doing right now.

Shit\! Its due today? Let me see your homework.

123. (Homework) (2↑, 0↓)
a form of torture invented by mad teachers, its ment to be a living hell for any person(except for nerds.) It kills the fun out of life like when your wanting to snog your girlfriend later on, then here comes the block HOMEWORK\!you want to see a new awesome movie you bought the tickets only useful for today and later on FRIGGIN HOMEORK\!\!

me: gotta get outta school quickly,YES oppertunity\! teacher:calum you forgot your homework, again. me:GODDAMN IT\!\!\!

124. (Homework) (8↑, 6↓)
Codename for going home and beating off (masturbation)

Dude, i gotta go take care of some homework\!

125. (homework) (6↑, 4↓)
N. A fun way to spend the rest of your day (At least for the people who don't have any, and laugh at you because you do).

People who will laugh because you have homework:Your Friends, your teachers, and your mom.

Author: They never gave me a name..... http://homework.urbanup.com/2294058
126. (homework) (1↑, 0↓)
what you probably should be doing right now

i should be doing homework, but i'm on urban dictionary instead

127. (homework) (0↑, 0↓)
If you don't do homework, you'll get stuck in war. The example below, you know who said that.

You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.

Author: hahahahahahahhahhh http://homework.urbanup.com/6382811
128. (Homework) (0↑, 0↓)
I wish you were homework so I could lay you on that desk and do ya(;

Desk, homework

129. (Homework) (0↑, 0↓)
To hook up with someone and do sexual activities

Lets do Homework after school. Homework was SO hard last night\! It look me so long to finish homework

130. (Homework) (0↑, 0↓)
Good kindling and fire starter. Useless otherwise because it just recaps what everyone already knows besides the fucktards in the back row of the classroom.

"Hey Jimmy, don't forget to do your homework." says the teacher, "Don't worry, I'll stuff it inside a molotove cocktail and throw it at the school." says jimmy

131. (Homework) (4↑, 4↓)
The act of sneaking cans/bottles of beer into a party, sports event, concert, casino, etc. Typically, the most common way of sneaking in "homework" is via backpack but purses, handbags, fanny packs, and more are acceptable too. The individual beer is referred to as "pages" of an essay. Each beer is a page. The name in front of "homework" is generally that of the person transporting the cans/bottles of beer.

Hey, can I get another page of James' "homework"? I'm about half way done with this page. Ok guys, thanks for all the help but I've only got another two pages of homework left. Anyone else want to help?

132. (homework) (4↑, 4↓)
Code word referring to alcohol in lands where alcohol is not to be possessed/consumed.

RA: What's in the backpack? Oh just some homework. Let's go on a homework run to gear up for tonight.

Author: Tyler "Tyler Lomborg" Lemburg http://homework.urbanup.com/3453272
133. (homework) (149↑, 149↓)
A form of written or study activity that is to be done afterschool but usually leads to distraction by posting slang at UrbanDictionary.com Also, the only thing that will lead to success in your life and will prevent your dropping out of school and working as a frycook at McDonald's until you're 85.

Do tonight's homework tonight\!

134. (homework) (0↑, 3↓)
1.(verb) the act of slowly killing someone, starting from the inside. 2.(verb) to torture.

That murderer just homeworked that poor little boy\!

135. (homework) (10↑, 13↓)
The act of having sex, disguised as an innocent activity that many children are forced to do.

"Did you do your homework last night?" - "Did you have sex last night" "Did you take her pencil?" - "Did you take her virginity?" "That was the hardest homework in a long time." - "That was the hardest sex I've had in a while." "Is that your study buddy?" - "Is that your fuck buddy?"

136. (homework) (24↑, 29↓)
A diversion that the teatchers use to make sure kids are really who they say they are. They place the tinyest camera where you put your name so they know if the dog really ate your homework.

Honest Mrs. carrot\! I did my homework and it flew out the window. Honest\!

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137. (homework) (14↑, 22↓)
To go and smoke some weed.

I just got done with my homework. I skipped class to do homework. I love doing homework.

138. (homework) (7↑, 18↓)
1. v. the act of chatting with hot online babes

"mom\! i'm doing homework\!"

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139. (homework) (4↑, 17↓)
The thing that chumps complain about because they want to play video games instead. It never really takes that long to do, but idiots let it pile up until the last minute then whine about how their free thought is suppressed by it, or some crap. The idiots then come up with a shitty excuse for why they didn't do it. The excuse is totally lame because the idiot's brain was fried by the sudden need to think.

Bob: "Dude, man, let me copy your homework for math that's due today." Jim: "I don't even take the same class as you." Bob: "Really? You were in a dream I was having in that class yesterday." Jim: "You're retarded."

140. (homework) (12↑, 26↓)
a tool used for remembering what you learned in school so you dont forget the last days lesson . So basically review. This way the hardworking kids who did their homework are weeded out from the lazy "cool" ones cause to pass a class you need to have an understanding of what the subject material is all about . Experts recommend ten minutes per per grade ie. a grade 9 would get 90min a grade 10 would get 100 min and so on.This beats having five hours a day but sadly most schools dont follow this rule. Homework was aboloished than brought back because the USA wanted to stay ahead in the Cold War .

those people that think it is useless should read their facts. If you want to get some thing you gotta work hard for it and that includes homework.

141. (homework) (8↑, 23↓)
An act of self pleasure. Often with pornography

Drew: Done much homework lately Riley: No, As i have no penis

142. (homework) (2↑, 23↓)
a method of wooing someone

"how'z is goin' - if you done your homework, you should be good and in"

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143. (homework) (18↑, 41↓)
work that you do at home

Jordyn sucks at doing her homework.

144. (homework) (28↑, 77↓)
School work assigned to be done outside of class. Many despise it because it eats up time. I hate it too, but I consider it an accepted part of life.

I understand why people hate homework, but there's a thing called acceptance. LEARN IT.

145. (homework) (19↑, 79↓)
i. schoolwork to be done at home ii. very annoying at times iii. too many people complain about it

Who cares if you have a lot of homework? Everyone does\! You're nothing special\! Go away\!

146. (homework) (22↑, 84↓)
A method used by teachers to reinforce points already made in the classroom is generally referred to as homework. Homework is an essential part of learning, but not an essential part of your grade, i.e. one doesn't have to do it to get a good grade, but to improve your learning abilities, it is quite necessary. Although some students would prefer fornicating with another special one or participating in other activities, especially jobs, which provide valuable life experience, homework is undeniably an obligatory duty of the student who wishes to succeed. Americans today undervalue homework, in a selfish way which summarizes the American Dream quite brusquely. "So fuck this shit, let's get high\!" \homeworkThe Rolling Stones

Please do your homework, realize that socialism is the superior form of economy and government, and revolt with me.

147. (homework) (28↑, 125↓)
Either 1) Schoolwork either assigned for after school hours, or 2) Schoolwork that must be done after school hours as a result of low in-school productivity. Some homework is necessary for an effective education. Especially in high school, homework can require dilligence, effort and time management. Only stupid children have signifigant problems managing their homework. Ironically, these are the ones we hear giving their opinions about it most often.

Bob thinks he's too cool for homework. He'd rather play Starcraft like all the cool kids.

148. (homework) (39↑, 248↓)
1. Something ELSE for teenagers to whine about, as if they needed anything more. 2. Work given by teachers to be completed outside the classroom, intended to reinforce learning so the ungrateful little fuckers might actually learn something instead of spending all their time talking on the phone about who screwed who or participating in worthless extra-curricular activities such as football and cheerleading.

Stop adding idiotic definitions here, shut the fuck up, and go do your fucking homework.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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